Bennett can read.

Dec 7

Nothing of note to post.

Thnxgvng-n-Prs was nice.
It wasn’t Thanksgiving in America, but it was a good substitute.

I still haven’t read Going Rogue.
I still haven’t been to the Eiffel Tower.

My New York Superiority Complex was in high-gear today, since I had awesome magazines to read on the train.

Wish everyone though Malcolm Gladwell was dumb.


Dec 1

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The second edition comes out on 9 February 2010.
The world ends on 21 December 2012.

Wish I were a middle school bully from Duluth, Georgia.


Nov 24

My bowl of one hundred beet pancakes; or, Why is your balcony covered in apples?

Communism is scary.  I don’t like it.


Demented city.

I do like beer and goulash and sauerkraut though.

Unrelated.

Wish I were going to Stockholm in two weeks.


Nov 14

No whining.

Sorry.
It’s easy to forget that life isn’t really so hard.


Nov 13

I'm in a bad mood today.


Wish I didn’t live with a dog.
Wish I didn’t live with an elderly person.
Wish I could use the living room whenever I wanted.
Wish the construction outside my window would stop.
Wish I had a clothes dryer.
Wish I had Indian food.
Wish everything happened exactly as I wanted it to.
Wish I could play music.
Wish I had pot.
Wish I selected the stories for the New Yorker podcasts.


Nov 4

Are they hiring bellhops?

I’m not kidding.

Wish I were an anonymous billionaire space enthusiast.


Nov 1

Meet me at the Grand Prix; or, When was your fanclub founded?

Maybe things aren’t so bad after all.
Maybe things are looking up.
Maybe things are already pretty good.

Wish I could know how it felt to be a teenager in the 90s.
I probably would have spent less time on the internet.

Wait, you.


Oct 28

Using color to create notecard moments.

I can do this but not this.

Too close for comfort:
“I really like ‘dark art’ for some reason.  I think it’s really cool.”

Unrelated and scary.

Wish opportunity would knock on my schedule.


Oct 25

Let's only visit places we know nothing about, plus Amsterdam.

I like the North.  It’s full of offbeat energy, so to speak.


Why don’t you film all your movies in Scandinavia?

Wish I had remembered to get postcards.


Oct 18

I don't know.

Are we Pilgrims or are we Indians?
Are we winners or are we losers?
Are we ‘Mericans or aren’t we?


France is weird.

Wish life were just easy and good instead of difficult and good.


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