January 2012
2 posts
I wonder how long I can keep my New Year's...
Probably not very, but maybe for a while. #absolutepower Wish I could speed up time.
Jan 10th
ListenGotta stop using the internet when I get drunk.
Jan 7th
2 notes
December 2011
7 posts
Everyone is on vacation, kind of.
Quiet times in quiet town. Bromosas and Nintendo Wish I were a scientist.
Dec 30th
"It is lack and movement. It is combat."
Nothing else to report today.
Dec 28th
sup@u?
Christmas comes early. Good last night in London. Wish the hummus hadn’t exploded.
Dec 23rd
1 note
ListenFeeling excited for Grand Morelos, T. Nevers, and...
Dec 21st
New Years?
Irrational fear of deportation. Four hours short. Wish I had better timing. (repeated for emphasis)
Dec 19th
Home Stretch
Big Red v. Irn-Bru Hopefully more fun than it was back then. Wish I were warm all the time.
Dec 14th
I learned a lot of things in the last two weeks.
Feeling good. Delicious. Wish I could live in two places at once.
Dec 13th
November 2011
6 posts
There are only 25 days until there are 14 days...
Thanksgiving was nice this year. Right idea. Wish I had more energy.
Nov 28th
Adult Baby Lifestyle
one v. the other 29 Wish I knew how to roast a turkey.
Nov 23rd
ListenCheesy. Wish I could teleport.
Nov 21st
Brutal Schedule
Thanksgiving is in four days. Christmas is in 35 days. Wish I had some answers.
Nov 20th
Open? Close.
Being asked to write a letter of recommendation as a sure way to feel “grown up.” “Welcome to America.” Wish I could hear this sooner.
Nov 15th
Being happy and alone?
What’s that all about? Not so fast. Wish I had excellent results prior to December 1.
Nov 7th
October 2011
6 posts
Failing the Future in T-Minus 24 Hours
New Synth Beats I’m just doing this for fun and for money. Wish I knew what I were doing.
Oct 26th
Dis/Ability Studies
Turns out it’s real. Everyone’s fantasy analysand on the left. Wish I liked soccer more.
Oct 18th
Two days ago I saw a sign that read, "75 Days...
2. Do not read in public. After the fact. Wish I were unable to use the internet when drunk.
Oct 12th
I'm going to start keeping a list of things not to...
1. Do not write a three-page long poem about Courtney Love. fantasy dinner party Wish I could reverse and speed up time.
Oct 10th
Restraint
Occasionally not for me. Just living in a time warp; everything is fine. Wish I were more certain.
Oct 8th
Time-lapse photography?
Or the illusion of? Don’t take photos. Or do, if you want to. Wish I didn’t have to ask.
Oct 4th
September 2011
9 posts
"Don't go into a sulk, I am merely referring...
Wish I were in graduate school.
Sep 28th
ListenWhat do the dentist and Robert Redford’s The...
Sep 26th
It can be a contest.
ETA: 12-14 Days O.J.K. hits shores today. Wish I had better aim.
Sep 25th
Fast Forward in Slow Motion
Autotune. Power. Wish I could still pull the card, kind of.
Sep 22nd
No Internet, No Fun
I should have brought a few compliments cards with me. Only looking up. Wish I had sharper depth perception.
Sep 21st
Each Individual Inferno
I need to read more of it. Might have missed out on something? Wish I could bring all of you with me.
Sep 13th
Appointment scheduled for January 5, 2012
Who has more cake, Courtney Love or Graybeard Cartier? 1 Wish I had just a little bit longer.
Sep 8th
Subscription Services
In the air? 2 Wish I could take more things with me.
Sep 7th
Labor Day was a nice time.
Finally a sweatshirt. 3 Wish I controlled the weather.
Sep 6th
August 2011
8 posts
Alternate History
Cyborg mayor of Smart Phone City. 9 Wish this week were my lucky Powerball week.
Aug 31st
doo doo doo doo doo
Raining a lot recently. 15 Wish I were an art collector.
Aug 25th
Secret Meetings
Can’t get enough secret meetings. Too obvious. 16. Wish I cared less or more. Unsure.
Aug 24th
Sad Punk
We aren’t real punks, probably not. Miss you guys already. Wish I were more in control.
Aug 11th
ListenI’d be happier if I were able to go out for...
Aug 10th
And we're off.
Cyberspace to soundspace to headspace to meatspace. 32 Wish I knew what was happening.
Aug 8th
Countertransference
It’s real. Things could be worse. Wish I had more comprehensive instructions.
Aug 2nd
I could have just gotten another tattoo.
Oh well. 39 Wish I knew what I were going to do before I do it.
Aug 1st
July 2011
4 posts
Begun
Good sandwiches. Better sandwiches. Wish I would just win Powerball already.
Jul 29th
Not allowed to talk technique.
Aggressive on purpose? This is what prison means to me. Wish I moved more swiftly.
Jul 26th
Countdown
Countdown to what? +1 Whale Wish I weren’t in prison.
Jul 15th
Back
Got lost for a moment. Tragically successful. Wish the weather were nicer.
Jul 4th
May 2011
2 posts
Time Crunch
Never enough hours. Sometimes I have trouble knowing when to say, “Yes, please.” Wish all my things would pack themselves.
May 26th
May Day
Mayday S.O.S. Wish the week really were over.
May 1st
April 2011
6 posts
Let that new project begin.
Hundreds of pages of raw material. Kind of like that. Wish you didn’t think everything was in reference to you.
Apr 13th
Crowded.
Nice. Where we went after. Wish everything would surpass my expectations.
Apr 10th
Anything you can do I can do better.
na na na na na #DIAF  formulas v. Formulas Wish I always acted in my best interest.
Apr 7th
"In your face like a can of mace."
DISCOVERY best samples Wish the world were without rules.
Apr 6th
Sometimes I forget the connection between bad...
But not today. Surprisingly good mood. Wish I really wished that everyone “got” it.
Apr 5th
Marxism in Everyday Life
It’s more about surfing than anything else. Welcome to the party. Wish I could push fast forward.
Apr 1st