January 2012
2 posts
I wonder how long I can keep my New Year's...
Probably not very, but maybe for a while.
#absolutepower
Wish I could speed up time.
December 2011
7 posts
Everyone is on vacation, kind of.
Quiet times in quiet town.
Bromosas and Nintendo
Wish I were a scientist.
"It is lack and movement. It is combat."
Nothing else to report today.
sup@u?
Christmas comes early.
Good last night in London.
Wish the hummus hadn’t exploded.
New Years?
Irrational fear of deportation.
Four hours short.
Wish I had better timing. (repeated for emphasis)
Home Stretch
Big Red v. Irn-Bru
Hopefully more fun than it was back then.
Wish I were warm all the time.
I learned a lot of things in the last two weeks.
Feeling good.
Delicious.
Wish I could live in two places at once.
November 2011
6 posts
There are only 25 days until there are 14 days...
Thanksgiving was nice this year.
Right idea.
Wish I had more energy.
Adult Baby Lifestyle
one v. the other
29
Wish I knew how to roast a turkey.
Brutal Schedule
Thanksgiving is in four days.
Christmas is in 35 days.
Wish I had some answers.
Open? Close.
Being asked to write a letter of recommendation as a sure way to feel “grown up.”
“Welcome to America.”
Wish I could hear this sooner.
Being happy and alone?
What’s that all about?
Not so fast.
Wish I had excellent results prior to December 1.
October 2011
6 posts
Failing the Future in T-Minus 24 Hours
New Synth Beats
I’m just doing this for fun and for money.
Wish I knew what I were doing.
Dis/Ability Studies
Turns out it’s real.
Everyone’s fantasy analysand on the left.
Wish I liked soccer more.
Two days ago I saw a sign that read, "75 Days...
2. Do not read in public.
After the fact.
Wish I were unable to use the internet when drunk.
I'm going to start keeping a list of things not to...
1. Do not write a three-page long poem about Courtney Love.
fantasy dinner party
Wish I could reverse and speed up time.
Restraint
Occasionally not for me.
Just living in a time warp; everything is fine.
Wish I were more certain.
Time-lapse photography?
Or the illusion of?
Don’t take photos. Or do, if you want to.
Wish I didn’t have to ask.
September 2011
9 posts
"Don't go into a sulk, I am merely referring...
Wish I were in graduate school.
It can be a contest.
ETA: 12-14 Days
O.J.K. hits shores today.
Wish I had better aim.
Fast Forward in Slow Motion
Autotune.
Power.
Wish I could still pull the card, kind of.
No Internet, No Fun
I should have brought a few compliments cards with me.
Only looking up.
Wish I had sharper depth perception.
Each Individual Inferno
I need to read more of it.
Might have missed out on something?
Wish I could bring all of you with me.
Appointment scheduled for January 5, 2012
Who has more cake, Courtney Love or Graybeard Cartier?
1
Wish I had just a little bit longer.
Subscription Services
In the air?
2
Wish I could take more things with me.
Labor Day was a nice time.
Finally a sweatshirt.
3
Wish I controlled the weather.
August 2011
8 posts
Alternate History
Cyborg mayor of Smart Phone City.
9
Wish this week were my lucky Powerball week.
doo doo doo doo doo
Raining a lot recently.
15
Wish I were an art collector.
Secret Meetings
Can’t get enough secret meetings.
Too obvious. 16.
Wish I cared less or more. Unsure.
Sad Punk
We aren’t real punks, probably not.
Miss you guys already.
Wish I were more in control.
And we're off.
Cyberspace to soundspace to headspace to meatspace.
32
Wish I knew what was happening.
Countertransference
It’s real.
Things could be worse.
Wish I had more comprehensive instructions.
I could have just gotten another tattoo.
Oh well.
39
Wish I knew what I were going to do before I do it.
July 2011
4 posts
Begun
Good sandwiches.
Better sandwiches.
Wish I would just win Powerball already.
Not allowed to talk technique.
Aggressive on purpose?
This is what prison means to me.
Wish I moved more swiftly.
Countdown
Countdown to what?
+1 Whale
Wish I weren’t in prison.
Back
Got lost for a moment.
Tragically successful.
Wish the weather were nicer.
May 2011
2 posts
Time Crunch
Never enough hours.
Sometimes I have trouble knowing when to say, “Yes, please.”
Wish all my things would pack themselves.
May Day
Mayday
S.O.S.
Wish the week really were over.
April 2011
6 posts
Let that new project begin.
Hundreds of pages of raw material.
Kind of like that.
Wish you didn’t think everything was in reference to you.
Crowded.
Nice.
Where we went after.
Wish everything would surpass my expectations.
Anything you can do I can do better.
na na na na na #DIAF
formulas v. Formulas
Wish I always acted in my best interest.
"In your face like a can of mace."
DISCOVERY
best samples
Wish the world were without rules.
Sometimes I forget the connection between bad...
But not today.
Surprisingly good mood.
Wish I really wished that everyone “got” it.
Marxism in Everyday Life
It’s more about surfing than anything else.
Welcome to the party.
Wish I could push fast forward.